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africancheewahwah:

The fact that most guys’ first response to a woman wanting equality is “SO CAN I HIT U NOW” is sort of terrifying
Like that’s the first thing you’re concerned about? I just want equal pay and you want to punch me in the face? Cool cool


pimpdaddytavros:

i want to be rebellious but i dont want to get in trouble  


phobias:

my interests range from cute puppy’s to hard core sex


sixpenceee:

counterhunter:

‘arent we supposed to have antlers or something’

‘fuck if i know’

'who cares we're mad cute'


relahvant:

when i make a joke to myself and no one’s around to hear it

image

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endorphins-and-dolphins:

tympanista:

loud music should be a thing in public restrooms i don’t like hearing people pee

DO YOU EVEN REALISE HOW AMAZING THIS IS


anymousse:

And now, a deep moment from Dr Heinz Doofenshmirtz.


anymousse:

And now, a deep moment from Dr Heinz Doofenshmirtz.



frank-e-fighting-words:

therothwoman:

queerhairyvag:

iwasnineteenonce:

my wish for not only my parent’s, but for all homosexual people.

oh hey look, an LGBTQ campaign that doesn’t show white people as the face of LGBTQ issues for once. 

win

Spread this everywhere.

never seen a flyer with queer black folks on it that wasn’t about std/i



agirlnamedagnes:

This is what my husband and I purchased at the grocery store the other day.

We don’t have kids.

We are adults. We pay bills.
And drink water from a whale.


    Being married someday is going to be so cool. like you get to come home to your best friend every single day and just do life together.


— (via makelvenotwar)

zackisontumblr:

If anybody asks if they know you from somewhere, look them in the eyes and say, “Do you watch porn?”


fredsavageiii:

this whole exchange was golden